Youtubers

Hey guys, lately I've started to watch a lot of youtube videos and I've started to subscribe to some of them too. So today I decided to share my top 3 favourite youtubers with you and tell you all little bit about them. So lets get started!

•DailyGrace also known as Grace Helbieg has to be one of my favourite youtubers. I love her style and her whity awkwardness you could say? She has a great sense of humour and not afraid to speak her mind. On her channel she posts every weekday with everyday have its own topic. Monday is miscellaneous, Tuesday is commenting on comments, Wednesday is reviewing something, Thursday is teaching you how to do something and Friday is sexy Friday! My favourite video of her has to be her video Lady Gaga-Judas the video is about what she thinks is really happening in Lady Gaga's song. *ding!*

•ThatcherJoe also known as Joe Sugg is a fairly new youtuber who has just recently reached 500,000 subscribers. Joe is the brother to Zoella a big fashion and beauty youtuber. Joe is best known for his thatching of roofs which everybody seems to love! He uploads a range of videos from his Travelling Adventures to getting his makeup done? But my favourite videos from him is defiantly the Innuendo Bingo it was absolutely brilliant, I loved them!

•ShaneDawsonTV and Shane's Daily Vlogs I think Shane is hilarious. He really just goes all out! On his main channel he uploads a new video every Friday about a specific topic or parody. On his Daily Vlog channel he uploads vlogs everyday or videos that don't fit with his main channel. My favourite videos from him were his Hang With Shane vlogs. I really liked these and it brought you closer to his daily life and friends. Which brings me on to one of his best friends Shanna who I find hilarious and takes very well to racism! :)

Thanks for reading guys, hope you enjoyed and I hope I helped open your eyes to the world of youtube! Talk to you later!

Judging

Hey guys, today I saw a video… a video that made me want to slap this bitch in the face http://youtu.be/edZjdgU0asM have you looked at it? Disgusting right. There is so many ways that this is complete bullshit, I don't even have the words to explain it! She is basically saying children with "upper class" or "lower class" names are not acceptable and should be completely excluded and children with only "intelligent" names can play with her children. She is completely ruining her child's opportunities, if her child is best friends with a child whose name she doesn't like, the child is forced by her to lose their friendship with that child. That brings me on to her children, there names, Poppy and Indian, right before she announced their names she said she does not like names named after a nationality, the anger and pity built up inside me for her by this just overall made me laugh at the end. If I did know Katie Hopkins I would walk up to her and say "excuse me but ummm, your child's name is Indian and I find that from just knowing the name of your child I do not think he would be an acceptable friend for my son" I would then smile at her and proceed to give her a smack across the face, and lastly well done to Holly Willoughby to stand up to her like that. If I did ever meet her trust me she'd get what's coming to her. I'm seriously trying my best not to sound like murderer  but this woman just makes me so mad, but in the end she just ends up looking like a fool and all you can do is laugh!

Talk to you later guys!

Traffic And English Cats?

     Hey guys!, So this is my first go at the weekend posts. The first thing I want to talk about is the traffic of the blog. I have absolutely no complaints about it, as of today (which is a week before this will be posted) my blog has 254 views that's great! But… I don't even know if its actually people looking at my blog. I've been looking at my stats and alot of my views are fake. It's hard to explain but if you are a blogger you might also understand. But the best way I can explain it is that a company would go to your blog and give your page loads of hits and you the blogger will be delighted at first, and then you'll go to your stats and check where your traffic is coming from and you will see that company and click on them. Then kaboom virus on your computer. So what that means for the blogger is that no one is really looking at your blog and your computer has a virus, how dandy! I can't tell you how much it annoys me, after me putting work into a post and not knowing if someone has actually looked at it. Another thing is blogger tracking my own page views, when you turn the setting off it still tracks your views, so slimming down the chances still of  a real person looking at my blog. Why would someone want to give another persons computer a virus? What does it do for the other person? Do they get any money out of it? I just don't understand it. Could any of you help me with this?      

     And lastly I was wondering is once a week too little to post something? Because sometimes I'm in a really good blogging mood so I just want to post all the time, so I think I've decided ill post every weekend as usual and post on wednesday too if I want to. Is that ok? Good! Talk to you later, bye!

I'm A Failure

     Hey guys!, So this isn't working out at all. I attempt to to blog everyday, wait no, no I don't I'm not even gonna lie. I find it a struggle to post once a week. So I've decided to just post on the weekends and have a roundup of all my thoughts and things that get all up in my brain and just exploded on to my blog… understand? Good! 

     To be honest I find it hard to think of things to write about its impossibru! And today I was all excited because I thought of something to write about! Yay! *insert explosion of confetti here* and then I forgot… *insert failure face here* so then I decided to post this, my surrender to failure. But no judging its not aloud here even if people did read my blog and what I said did matter no were still not aloud judge! I'm basically talking to myself…  Oh lawdy I remember the post! But that's a surprise for next week!… if I remember! Talk to you next week, bye!

Weird Dream

 Hey guys, today I'm going to talk to you about a weird dream I keep getting. It's an odd one, I'm living on one of those ships that planes fly on and off of you know the ones? My house is at the back of it and that's where I live. At this point I think a picture would help explain better!

(That yellow thing at the back is my house…)

Is it more clear now? Back to the story! The bit about the dream that's important is that it got attacked a lot by soldiers, they'd sail up beside the ship and just walk on in and attack everyone. But in my latest dream of this kind I was in my parents room and the ship was being attacked and I was hiding behind the door and my parents were sitting on the bed. Then my brother walked in and told us we had to take everything valuable and leave because they were going to attack the house. So my parents casually started to walk around the house, taking there time as you do collecting things here and there. While I was completely losing it and my dream just ended there, Blam, done. Honestly the weirdest dream every and I keep getting it its so weird. Have you ever had any weird dreams? Let me know below!

Summer!

Oh hot damn ladies and gentlemen summer has arrived! Here in Ireland it's been pretty much raining right up until about Tuesday and oh lord has the sun shined since then! 31 degrees people but to be honest there probably was something wrong with the thermometer then, but it's been about 25 degrees the last couple of days and its been brilliant! It hilarious looking at all the people with there sunburn but then there's me just here like no I don't burn I don't tan nope my skin just stays pale all the time! And do you like my fancy smancy photography below hummmm??

    I'd also like to apologise for not posting anything lately, like anyone gives a shit.... See I can say whatever the fuck I want because guess what? No one looks at my blog! And that's sad... I just want to be loved! So to end randomly here's a picture of a Deere hidden up in this hizzay.

Handshakes

I was at mass on Saturday and a part of the mass is shaking people's hands or giving "The sign of peace" and i noticed that some people have god damn weak, limp, lifeless handshakes I mean come on put a bit of effort in! This is probably a pointless post, actually it is a pointless post but… Well I have no excuse? :) anyway it isn't that hard to just move your hand up and down! I mean some people don't even do that and you end up kind of, just holding there hand? Awkward right? And then there's the people who do a little bit of motion and immediately take there hand away and I'm like what? Did I do something? What do you think am I the only one who gets annoyed by this?